To my sweating friends in KC

Did you know your forecast calls for a low of 81 tonight? That's two degrees higher than our high of 79 for today. And tomorrow when you'll be "enjoying" 100 degrees, it will just be 84 in Boston.

In all seriousness, I especially felt sorry for my friend Kevin, who moved in yesterday's heat. You guys apparently had a heat index of like 112. Gotta say, while I miss a lot from KC, I do NOT miss the heat.