Patience is a virtue

(I don’t possess)

From last night:

Me: grumble, grumble about Jae’s taking five minutes more than usual for a carry out order.

Kent: This is a great opportunity to practice being patient.

Me: I have practiced! I practiced for five months after we flooded! Oh wait, I practiced for NINE months while I was in Kansas City selling the house and you were here!

Kent: (big grin on his face) Well I practiced patience for three YEARS.

(For those who don’t know our story, I wouldn’t date him for three years. Yes I shut up then.)