- I don’t wash my face before I go to bed.
- I don’t brush my hair.
- I don’t put moisturizer on my face—hey I have oily skin so why would I add more?
- I don’t take a multi-vitamin (although I do take vitamin D).
- Nor do I take calcium or iron. I probably should take calcium.
- I’m late on the regular doctor checkups by about three years.
- I don’t go to the library. When I was a girl, I was always late returning the books and I’m scarred for life by the late fees and disapproving scowls.
I'm quite good at dentist check ups though. That should count for something.